We Got Flamingo'd

We pranked the neighbors one night (see #10 in this link) and thought they got us back because one morning we woke up and had been flamingoed. Have you ever been flamingod? We'll anyway -- there were about 5 to 10 pink flamingos in our yard. Upon first seeing them Eric, the ever loving perv, put the flamingos in very hilarious sexual positions. As I looked out the window see the flamingos are boinking. Nice!

I automatically assumed it was our neighbors who had collected these flamingos at a yard sale and were getting us back....but....

Neighbor: "Nice birds'
Me: "Ya, I know."
Neighbor: 'Where did they come from?"
Me: "You........Right?'
Neighbor: "Jessica, I swear we did not do that to your yard. I swear.
Me: "WHAT?! Who the hell did that then?"

Turns out, after more inspection of the boinking birds, that they came from THE CHURCH that Eric's parents belong to. Apparently you can sponsor a Flamingoing to a certain family and the youth group comes around when you're not home and posts these pink birds in your yard. Eric unboinked them after that, thank God.

It didn't take long before we found out that it was Eric's parents who paid off the Youth Group flamingo mafia to attack our yard. Our neighbors were indeed disappointed that they had been beat to the punch!