Everyone I know is freakin pregnant. Every day someone in Hollywood announces that they're having a freakin baby! Lately, I feel like I'm the only woman on the planet who is not pregnant. Plus, I've been having these really agonizing dreams about having miscarriages and whatnot. Why is this happening to me?
Eric and I have a very well thought out plan. Get married. Sell condos. Then we'll buy our first single family home and we can start the baby making fun. But my "clock" seems to be attacking me lately! It's attacking me while I'm awake and it's attacking me while I sleep. Last night I was actually BEGGING Eric to flush my birth control pills down the loo! I'm a baby wanting monster. I'm jealous of all the new Moms around me! I'm a mess.
I need to do research on how I can tame my maternal beast.
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- Jessiedc28
- Alexandria, Virginia, United States
- Raising baby #1 since July 2009!
3 comments:
The best way to quiet that clock is..........wait for it.......ready?.......HAVE A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Why wait??!!!! It's time!!!! Get on with it already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You won't regret it. I promise. Babies don't care where they live for the first few years anyway---PUHLEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!For the love of all that is good and sacred---impregnate!!!!!
WE (YOU AND ME AND HOLLY AND ERIC'S MOM) HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL OUR PLANNED BABY MAKING TIME WHICH IS NOVEMBER OF 2008! Believe me, except for the fact that I'm going to Mexico for 5 days of spa-bliss ...there is nothing else stopping me but my faith in my stupid-marital-stupid-5-year-stupid-huff-huff-PLAN! Do want to be NOT sober for the spa week in Mexico though.... after that ....they can swim!
XOXOXOX,
Love you!
JJ
You crack me up!! I just found out this morning that my cousin (43) is pregnate with her 7th child............I'm jealous. Hurry up!! I can't wait for 2009!!! Love you too!
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